bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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