I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
that is very illegal...i love you.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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