u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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