If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Do vagina's smell?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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