That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
