Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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