Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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