she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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