she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
