Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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