Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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