What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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