Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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