i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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