Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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