Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..

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(678): View more from Georgia

He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.

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(207): View more from Maine

Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(281): View more from Texas

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!

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(718): View more from New York

Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?

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(614): View more from Ohio

hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.

(931): View more from Tennessee

Rodger that.

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