I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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