ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize