That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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