Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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