Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
