I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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