She is in my trunk
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
third nipple confirmed
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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