can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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