Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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