i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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