Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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