I accidentally burped into my bong.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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