Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize