what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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