what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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