I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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