But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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