Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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