But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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