dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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