I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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