he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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