whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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