If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Farmville is her only friend.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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