Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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