So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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