What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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