Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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