This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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