I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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