I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Oh Jesus.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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