We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
she smelled like a LAN party
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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