I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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