After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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