i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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