fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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