just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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