The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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