and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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