Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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